"To the people who stole my Les Paul..."

This is a moment that makes blood boil, evokes anger and sympathy, and makes you just shake your head. Stealing musical instruments? We don't care if you're stealing from Alex Lifeson, Alex Chilton or Alex Wright, how can you take the very tool that allows this artist to do his job, raise a family and provide this planet with wonderful music? You will never sell what you stole for a good price because of the many thousands of us that are watching. You will never play it in public, and the fact that you stole this makes us think you do not have the talent to play in public. Do the right thing and return it, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Photos of the Les Paul are at the bottom of the craigslist post.